Things I would like to say

1.  I avoid looking at emails from last year because they make me sad.

2.  I can’t delete certain text messages even though I really want to with every fiber of my being.

3.  I am always wearing at least one article of clothing that makes me uncomfortable.  For example, today my shoes are a 1/2 size too big for me.

4. I have eaten several tacos in my life that have made me want to cry from joy.

5. Beards are the new black.