Monthly Archives: July 2008
Look at these golden beauties
Smoother than a babies butt (or soft spot!): Photo by my mother– who officially thinks I am nutz.
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Wowzers Wednesday!
Does the state of the economy have you down? Gas prices gouging a hole in your pocket? Does your mother call you at work and says things like, “I’m taking an English test for your aunt, finish this sentence for … Continue reading
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The proper way to spend a Sunday:
1. Start by buying expensive panties at Victoria’s Secret and a new dress at H&M. 2. Go to Estoria bar and eat the best fucking fish tacos in town. Why are they the best? They come with an entire plate … Continue reading
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Give my people some props
While I am not normally a proponent of contests where women parade their surgery-enhanced goods around…. Eat your heart out Russia, Venezuela kicked your ass.
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Titillating Thursdays!
If you are ever feeling down on a Thursday Listening Man will almost always help to cheer you up. That and whispering the words “Lake Titicaca” over and over again to yourself in your afternoon meeting. Thanks to TBone for this … Continue reading
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Things my therapist has said to me:
1. “Don’t try to eat the whole elephant at once. Cut off the trunk and put the rest in the freezer for later.” 2, “So you’re afraid to masturbate at your mother’s house for fear that she might hear you, is that … Continue reading
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BYOB
Last night after stuffing ourselves on sushi and Sapporos, I suggested to Stacey and Jorge that we go to the Westin and get a drink in the revolving bar area and then head to an old school rave that a … Continue reading
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Happy 4th, Everyone!
Today I am proud to be an American because: 1. It is my god-given right and not just a happenstance of birth. 2. Fireworks make me happy. 3. Jesus is American and always wears an American flag on his lapel. … Continue reading
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Feeling safer every day
Does anyone else feel like these two new laws may not mesh well together? “GUNS Georgians with carry licenses will be able to tote concealed guns on public transportation, into restaurants that serve alcohol and into state parks. BOOZE Georgians … Continue reading
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