Monthly Archives: August 2008
Last night…
The other day I was informed by a friend that if I had a catchphrase it would be: Last night I saw this amazing documentary on PBS! Pretty lame, huh? Not, “Last night I had mind-blowing sex” or “Last night … Continue reading
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Childish dreams
When I was 14 I told my dad that I wished I had been born a man so that I could own Chick-fil-A and eat for free whenever I wanted. Take what I wanted when I wanted it. Thirteen years later, … Continue reading
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Why I can’t quit smoking
Because songs like this and this exist. And so do bottles of tequila, incredible tacos, good conversation, and great sex. If you could just take those things away from me maybe I would stand a chance. And with songs like this, it’s … Continue reading
Happy 8/8/08!
I know quite a few people who lady luck has decided to abandon recently. For several of us, this has been an extremely difficult year and we could use a change in luck to remind us why life does not … Continue reading
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A Woman After My Own Heart
Tonight after work mom and I went to the local high school to walk around the track together and the football team was out there practicing….. Mom: “Maybe I should yell out to those kids, ‘TACO!’ ‘TACO!” Me: “What the … Continue reading
Guilty Feet
Last night me and 20,000 gay men saw George Michael live at Phillips Arena downtown. Two highlights: 1) He entered the stage through a sliding door surrounded by three life-size red holograms of his face. 2) When he sang Careless Whisper. How many times did I … Continue reading
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