Monthly Archives: February 2009
Table for one, please
What on earth possessed me to go on vacation alone?, I asked myself maybe 100 times this week. And what on earth possessed me to come to honeymoon central: Cancun? I have never felt so single, singularly alone, in my … Continue reading
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Cancun: The Redneck Riviera
Calling all New Jersians and Southerners! Your people miss you and want you to know how to find them: go to any all-inclusive resort in Cancun. Since I am in one of these establishments at the moment, I can vouch … Continue reading
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Ballyhoo!
How do you think Nabokov would feel if he knew that I was reading one of his books during the commercial breaks for The Biggest Loser?
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Can you deep-fry that ugly sweater?
I went to Nashville last weekend for a friend’s annual Ugly Sweater Party (USP). I was hoping to hold on to my title for best ethnic sweater, but someone showed up with an Ugly Betty Guadalajara poncho that blew the rest … Continue reading
Tyra: Hostess of Doom
Last Friday, Tyra decided to burst my birthday bubble with this interview.
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