Monthly Archives: March 2009
Pillow Talk
Is it normal to dream that a preganant Hispanic girl has told you to fuck off, and you say No you fuck off! and then wake up with both of your hands wringing the “neck” of your pillow while simultaneously slamming it … Continue reading
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Canada, you suck.
Two of my favorite people, Stayhay and Jorsey*, are moving to Canada next week. I’m not going to try and express how I feel about them here, since I already did that with another friend in a rap song which we performed to … Continue reading
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Challenges I am actively training for, participating in, or would like to participate in
I am constantly getting myself roped in to ridiculous challenges or make bets (Like the time I drunkenly bet some guy at a party $500 that the kid in Parenthood was absolutely NOT Joaquin Phoenix. Yeah, I fucking lost that … Continue reading
How to cure a hangover
Some people like to go to church on Sundays. I prefer JeJu Korean Sauna for my religious experience. As one friend put it, JeJu is where she hopes to end up when she dies. It has everything you could ever … Continue reading
Slim Pickens
Men who have hit on me in the past six months: 1. The mentally handicapped man who sat down at my table at the bar and told me that he was a bag boy at Kroger and lived right around the … Continue reading
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Tips for Multi-Day Kayaking
Similar to my Iceland post, my brother came up with the list below of the gear we took with us on our kayaking trip. I made comments in parenthesis: Kayaks: Delta 17 Kayak with rudder Necky Manitou 14 Kayak with skeg Old … Continue reading
Donald goes kayaking
My dad, my brother, and I went on a three-day kayaking trip down the Suwanee River in Florida last weekend. I think the man at the kayak rental place has a loose interpretation of the word “kayak” since I was … Continue reading
Pass the meat
My brother and I took our mom to Red and Green Brazilian Steakhouse on Buford Highway last night for her birthday. Red and Green is a typical Brazilian churrasquería, a la Fogo de Chão, but for about half the price. I really … Continue reading
Love advice from my mother
This hot love tip came from a very typical conversation with my mom, where I was engrossed in a marathon session of The Girls Next Door, and she called to tell me she had just finished watching a Spanish television program about … Continue reading
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Crazy ramblings of a hungry woman
Is it normal to be craving a roasted suckling pig and glass of cider beer that I had in Madrid 8 years ago? Probably not, but I am so hungry at the moment I am contemplating buying an airline ticket. … Continue reading
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