Monthly Archives: June 2009

Queen Savage turns one

Today marks the one year anniversary of my first post on this blog.  I began writing here mainly as an outlet, so that I had something fun to think about while so many un-fun things were happening around me. I was hoping … Continue reading

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Would you like to smell my armpits?

“The smell of my armpits is sweeter than the nectar of the gods and more divine.”  Thanks for that, Whitman.  As a life-long sweaty Betty, I have found these words very comforting over the years. I was reminded of the … Continue reading

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A very good weekend

Transcript of a conversation I had with my brother, J, on Sunday: J: Dude, I can’t believe I’m almost thirty and I’m sleeping on the floor of my room because my mattress sucks so badly that both ends of it lift up when … Continue reading

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