Monthly Archives: October 2009
Learning to Evolve
I used to think I had a high tolerance for pain. I lived under this happy delusion until last weekend when I got my first Brazilian. Perhaps I should have started off with a bikini wax and worked my way … Continue reading
Clearing the record
If you ever wake up with a ticket for public intoxication stuffed down the back of your pants and are required to get an alcohol assessment to get the charge dropped, you might find the following list of questions and … Continue reading
Lenox Square Grill
Lenox Square Grill just opened right by my office and I’ve been there three times now. The service is interesting, to put it mildly. On my second visit our waiter came up to our table with his hands down his … Continue reading
You call that embarrassing?
This weekend Brother J and I rescued a friend of his from getting a DUI and safely deposited her at her house. As Brother J relayed to me how embarrassed this girl was that she met me for the first … Continue reading
29, You’re so Fine
I turn 29 in a couple of weeks. That’s almost THIRTY in case you missed it. I don’t feel like I thought I would at this age. I’m sure everyone thinks the same way, but I thought I would feel … Continue reading
Fantasy Football
Guess what? I met someone. Guess what he likes that I never thought I would? Yeah, that funny looking game with the men in tight pants who run that even funnier-looking conically shaped ball down a field that is how … Continue reading