Author Archives: Queen Savage
A few of my favorite things
I received several gifts for Christmas that I absolutely loved. These gifts comprised items that I would put in the “I’ve never seen this before but it’s been missing my entire life” category. Here are a few of them: 1. … Continue reading
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Weekend in Sarasota
We revived our failed New Year’s plan this weekend and visited Sarasota, Florida. We stayed at the Indigo Hotel (walking distance to downtown) in this lovely room: The Southerner and I both agreed that the hotel was very nice, but … Continue reading
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Men, avert your eyes
2012 appears to be the year of medical maladies. This morning, I had to have a procedure called a colposcopy. My gyno recommended the colposcopy after my annual visit a few weeks ago yielded abnormal pap smear results. A friend … Continue reading
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2012, so far you’re the pits
As in, literally, the Southerner and I have rashes under our armpits and other nefarious places right now. The Southerner went out of town last week and returned this Sunday with a small pimple-like bump under his left pit. I … Continue reading
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2012
The Southerner and I decided to ditch our Sarasota plans (in other words, we waited until the last-minute and all of the hotels in Sarasota were booked) and stay in St Pete for New Years. Our last two New Years … Continue reading
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What If
During my divorce, I went to see a therapist. I hadn’t been to a therapist in years, but I suddenly found myself in need of an objective listener since most people (but, not all) around me at the time were … Continue reading
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Things that have changed in my 30′s
1. I’m strangely attracted to zebra and leopard prints. Whereas, I used to call my mom’s leopard print travel-bag “a wounded animal,” now my only wish is that it came with a matching dopp kit so that I could inherit … Continue reading
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Half my DNA
I turned away from the football game tonight to ask dad a question and noticed that he was wearing these, INDOORS. Me: Whoa, Stevie Wonder, why are you wearing sunglasses indoors at night? Dad: They’re the only glasses I could find that … Continue reading
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Survival 101
Me: Do you think it’s weird that every time I drive over the Tampa Bay bridge I envision my car careening over the side of it? What I would do if all of sudden my car was sinking to the … Continue reading
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Christmas list
I was asked to make a Christmas list this year. My list consisted of a request for Amazon gift cards and some fancy shampoo, because when I’m put on the spot I have a hard time thinking of a single … Continue reading
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