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Forgive me, men
Things you never want to hear at the gynecologist’s office: 1. Your doctor motions to the nurse in the room and shouts, “Whoa! Come take a look at this!” 2. Followed up by, “You win the yeast infection of the … Continue reading
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Tips for Multi-Day Kayaking
Similar to my Iceland post, my brother came up with the list below of the gear we took with us on our kayaking trip. I made comments in parenthesis: Kayaks: Delta 17 Kayak with rudder Necky Manitou 14 Kayak with skeg Old … Continue reading
The proper way to spend a Sunday:
1. Start by buying expensive panties at Victoria’s Secret and a new dress at H&M. 2. Go to Estoria bar and eat the best fucking fish tacos in town. Why are they the best? They come with an entire plate … Continue reading
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Things my therapist has said to me:
1. “Don’t try to eat the whole elephant at once. Cut off the trunk and put the rest in the freezer for later.” 2, “So you’re afraid to masturbate at your mother’s house for fear that she might hear you, is that … Continue reading
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Happy 4th, Everyone!
Today I am proud to be an American because: 1. It is my god-given right and not just a happenstance of birth. 2. Fireworks make me happy. 3. Jesus is American and always wears an American flag on his lapel. … Continue reading
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Things I would like to say
1. I avoid looking at emails from last year because they make me sad. 2. I can’t delete certain text messages even though I really want to with every fiber of my being. 3. I am always wearing at least … Continue reading
