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Half my DNA
I turned away from the football game tonight to ask dad a question and noticed that he was wearing these, INDOORS. Me: Whoa, Stevie Wonder, why are you wearing sunglasses indoors at night? Dad: They’re the only glasses I could find that … Continue reading
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A good cause
One of my favorite blogger ladies is championing a really good cause in her latest post. If you’re a friend or family member who was planning on sending me a birthday gift in the next few weeks, I’d love it … Continue reading
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Food, food, food
The Wellington Food Show is today! Today! and the rest of this weekend! I’ve been waiting for this event for a month and now it’s here and I’m so excited. A huge rugby stadium packed with an endless supply of food and … Continue reading
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Innies and outies
While poking the Southerner in the belly button last night to try to get him to move over on the couch, I felt something odd. Me: Eeeeew! Your belly button has crust in it. You need to clean that thing out. “What that?” … Continue reading
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Things I like
This is a post card by David Shrigley I love postcards. I love David Shrigley. His work is the closet thing to a visual representation of my sense of humor I’m ever going to get. My favorite thing to do with … Continue reading
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Keep dreaming
Me: Were you awake or dreaming last night when you tried to poke your finger in my butt? Southerner: What are you talking about? Me: So, you were dreaming? Southerner: No idea what you’re talking about. Me: And you get … Continue reading
Dia de los Inocentes
Me: Mom, I was so good in my pole dancing class I was thinking about applying to work as a stripper here for extra money. Mom: Que? What are you talking about? Are you crazy? Me: Well, I could use the money … Continue reading
Saturday Night, Kiwi Style
On Saturday, we joined some new-found friends at Pan de Muerto, a recently opened Mexican restaurant close to the harbor in Wellington, for dinner. The restaurant was my suggestion as I’m on a quest for good Mexican food in Wellington. Alas, … Continue reading
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Still here
Between Christmas, New Years, and packing to move to a different country, I’ve been a little slack about posting for the past couple of months. I apologize for the absence. I think I was waiting until I could write with a 100% certainty … Continue reading
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