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How you know you’re a dork
You actually consider opening a Twitter account so you can tweet this sentence: My caterpillars are turning into butterflies before my very eyes, and I don’t mean figuratively! Oh yeah, that’s right. I am the proud owner of five caterpillars: … Continue reading
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How I met the Southerner
The first time I met the Southerner he was 19 and I was 17. He came to Atlanta one weekend to visit a friend of mine hoping to get in her pants, met me, and hoped to get in my … Continue reading
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Butterfingers
We went to eat dinner in Whitefish last night and I broke a vase in the women’s bathroom. As it went crashing to the ground, the little hostess woman came rushing over and was like “It’s okay. It’s okay. The men’s … Continue reading
Gchat with Brother J
One of the saving graces of being separated from my brother, J, is our daily gchats and phone calls. He helps me get through the remote workday by ensuring that all of my 8 to 5 conversations don’t take place solely inside … Continue reading
Geaux Saints!!!!!!!
Who Dat!!!! I never thought it would be possible to get teary-eyed watching the Dave Mathews band but it happened tonight thanks to my adopted hometown. Can’t wait to be back to watch the Saints kick ass this season!
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Queen Savage Turns Two
I missed my blogoversary or whatever it’s called. I’ve been writing here for two years now and the small handful of you that are still reading make it worthwhile, so thanks. Things to look forward to this year: 1. Holy … Continue reading
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“Morning” Routine
1. Receive an early morning wake up call from Brother J. 2. Brother J informs me I should already be up and it’s not his fault that he is a gigantic horses ass. 3. Brother J denies leaving me a drunken voicemail message at 3:00 … Continue reading
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And then there was light
I got contacts this weekend. For those of you who don’t know, I’m blind. For example, I’ve been caught more than once pointing out a hot guy to a friend, only to be told that my “next boyfriend” has a … Continue reading
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San Francisco, Part II
Our walk through Golden Gate Park ended at a wonderful brunch spot called the B-Star. The B-Star has an awesome outside patio and pitchers of mango and lemon mimosas that perfectly matched the amazing weather we were lucky enough to experience, … Continue reading
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