Tonight after work mom and I went to the local high school to walk around the track together and the football team was out there practicing…..

Mom: “Maybe I should yell out to those kids, ‘TACO!’ ‘TACO!”

Me: “What the hell are you talking about?”

Mom: “You know, TACO!!!!”

Me: “Mom, do you mean ta-co or tac-kle?”

Mom: “Yeah, you know when they push each other down it’s called a taco, right?”