Calling all New Jersians and Southerners! Your people miss you and want you to know how to find them: go to any all-inclusive resort in Cancun.
Since I am in one of these establishments at the moment, I can vouch for the accuracy of the statement above. I wasn´t even sure I was in Mexico until I ventured outside the hotel today and ate the best smoked Marlin tostada EVER.
More when I return…