Canada, you suck.

Two of my favorite people, Stayhay and Jorsey*, are moving to Canada next week.  I’m not going to try and express how I feel about them here, since I already did that with another friend in a rap song which we performed to the delight of a restaurant full of patrons.  I really just wanted to thank them both for letting me be their third wheel at more than one dance party.  And guys, I hope you know: this ain’t our last rodeo.  I’m coming to the country of winter toques and Moosehead to visit you as soon as you get settled in– cold weather be damned. 

If anyone would like to take over the job of driving me to McDonald’s or Taco Cabana when I am intoxicated, please send me an email. 

*Not their actual names.

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