I received several gifts for Christmas that I absolutely loved. These gifts comprised items that I would put in the “I’ve never seen this before but it’s been missing my entire life” category. Here are a few of them:
1. Pole dancer alarm clock. Now, when my alarm goes off in the mornings it happens to sexy stripper music, flashing lights, and a rotating disco ball. If you don’t have one of these, you don’t know what you’re missing. Thank you, Southerner.
2. Nike neon/gray trainers. Before Brother J gave me these shoes, I would not have been caught dead wearing sneakers outside of the gym. Now, I hope I’m buried in them.
3. Praying Mantis Kit. Another item I can cross of my life list.
4. My engagement ring. It’s a black diamond set in a band that the Southerner designed himself. I absolutely love it. I especially love when someone notices it, yanks my hand forward with an “Oh my God, where did you get that!” and I get to tell them our story.