Category Archives: Is it normal?
33, Yo!
Because today is my birthday. Because my husband bought me faux leather pants. Because I’m still a badass.
The key to changing a lightbulb
As evidenced below, I have a problem performing simple household tasks. The Southerner asked me to change a lightbulb in our living room and this is what happened. I’d like to think it’s because changing lightbulbs is beneath me. That … Continue reading
There’s a rata in mi casa
The year of freak medical maladies and parasitic insect-invasions truly reached its pinnacle this weekend, friends. The Southerner’s sister drove down from North Carolina to help us finish some last-minute wedding projects (Smore’s kits, anyone?) and visit St. Pete for … Continue reading
Pest control
The Southerner started complaining about fleas in our house about a week ago. I didn’t pay much attention to him since that’s kind of what I do when he complains about things that don’t affect me. Just because he’s a … Continue reading
Awesome
I might have to take that comment back about not wanting a wedding registry. I need one of these ASAP. Click on the photo for more info.
I can still use my middle finger
Well, my year of freak medical maladies continues. Last night while attempting to shove a cardboard box into the outdoor trash bin, I sprained my left thumb. My thumb! On my left hand! The one I write with. I didn’t … Continue reading
Men, avert your eyes
2012 appears to be the year of medical maladies. This morning, I had to have a procedure called a colposcopy. My gyno recommended the colposcopy after my annual visit a few weeks ago yielded abnormal pap smear results. A friend … Continue reading
2012, so far you’re the pits
As in, literally, the Southerner and I have rashes under our armpits and other nefarious places right now. The Southerner went out of town last week and returned this Sunday with a small pimple-like bump under his left pit. I … Continue reading
Survival 101
Me: Do you think it’s weird that every time I drive over the Tampa Bay bridge I envision my car careening over the side of it? What I would do if all of sudden my car was sinking to the … Continue reading
Life lessons
Why did I have the best treadmill run of my life while watching Kim Kardashian’s wedding on E!? What are the psychological implications behind that? Apparently, turning 31 means that I don’t have to pretend to be one of those … Continue reading