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Dia de los Inocentes

Me: Mom, I was so good in my pole dancing class I was thinking about applying to work as a stripper here for extra money. Mom: Que? What are you talking about? Are you crazy? Me: Well, I could use the money … Continue reading

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Still here

Between Christmas, New Years, and packing to move to a different country, I’ve been a little slack about posting for the past couple of months.  I apologize for the absence.  I think I was waiting until I could write with a 100% certainty … Continue reading

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Conversation with mom

Mom: Are you going to work dressed like that? Me: Why what’s wrong with my outfit? Mom: Don’t they have a dress code? Me: I think it states no bear costumes or gang colors allowed, but I don’t remember reading … Continue reading

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How I met the Southerner

The first time I met the Southerner he was 19 and I was 17.  He came to Atlanta one weekend to visit a friend of mine hoping to get in her pants, met me, and hoped to get in my … Continue reading

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Butterfingers

We went to eat dinner in Whitefish last night and I broke a vase in the women’s bathroom.  As it went crashing to the ground, the little hostess woman came rushing over and was like “It’s okay.  It’s okay.  The men’s … Continue reading

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Gchat with Brother J

One of the saving graces of being separated from my brother, J, is our daily gchats and phone calls.  He helps me get through the remote workday by ensuring that all of my 8 to 5 conversations don’t take place solely inside … Continue reading

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Geaux Saints!!!!!!!

Who Dat!!!! I never thought it would be possible to get teary-eyed watching the Dave Mathews band but it happened tonight thanks to my adopted hometown.  Can’t wait to be back to watch the Saints kick ass this season!

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Fantasy Football Team Names

As the fantasy football season gets ready to start, the Southerner and I spent one evening on our porch trying to brainstorm team names.  The next morning when I woke up and found the list amidst a pile of empty … Continue reading

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Queen Savage Turns Two

I missed my blogoversary or whatever it’s called.  I’ve been writing here for two years now and the small handful of you that are still reading make it worthwhile, so thanks. Things to look forward to this year: 1.  Holy … Continue reading

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“Morning” Routine

1. Receive an early morning wake up call from Brother J. 2.  Brother J informs me I should already be up and it’s not his fault that he is a gigantic horses ass. 3.  Brother J denies leaving me a drunken voicemail message at 3:00 … Continue reading

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