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Conversation with Dad
Me: Yesterday was the Southerner’s and my anniversary. Dad: Oh, that’s nice. Were you celebrating the first day you guys met? Me: No, it was the first day we said we loved each other. Dad: Did you just say the first time you … Continue reading
A stripper farted in my face on Friday.
God, I love that title. The fact that it’s true makes it that much sweeter. I can’t wait to say to someone, “Remember the time that stripper farted in my face?” But since I’m still trying to process the hilarity … Continue reading
Queen of the Savages 